| Question: Why is it that drive-up ATM machines have braille lettering? Do they expect blind people to drive up to the ATM and try to use it? ----Vitani
Answer: Well, Vitani, you see, because of the many loopholes in the Department of Motor Vehicles' law book, there are many blind (or near blind) drivers on the road. Now, instead of fixing this problem by taking all the blind drivers off the street, the police have decided it would be a whole lot easier to equip the drive-up ATM machines with braille lettering, instead of getting rid of the blind drivers. That is why drive-up ATM machines have braille lettering. -------Kami |
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Question: Why does this duck have spiked-up pink hair and a nose ring?!?? -------Vitani
Answer: Ducks don't have hair. -------Kami |
| Question: lol you are such a dork Vitani!!! oops i mean, kami. anyways, ummm....a question, a question....ok why do your parents tell you that no one can make you do anything you dont want to do and then they say "go to your room and dont argue!!"??? ~~>SAILOR IRON MOUSE
Answer: Well, Sailor Iron Mouse, I never really knew my parent (Namekians only have one parent) all that well. I only knew Piccolo (I am half of him, you know) and Mr. Popo. To answer your question, it is because there are tiny little aliens in their brains called "hippocrites." These aliens control your parents, and humiliate them by forcing them to say one thing, and then say something else to contradict themselves. The only way to get rid of these aliens is to suck them out of your parents' ears with a high-powered vaccum cleaner (I recommend a Dirt Devil Superia or a Hoover SwiftClean). Good luck to you. ---Kami |
| Question: Hey there, Kami, I've got a question for you. Do you stay up in the tower all the time or do you go down to Earth and have some fun at the beach and be a pimp? Also, do you think that Piccolo has a girlfriend?
Sincerely : NAMEK GIRL
Answer: I'm generally a very modest Namek, however, even though I am asexual, I do indeed enjoying taking a look at all the fine ladies occasionally. To improve my complexion I sometimes go to the beach, but I never have been a 'pimp.' As to Piccolo having a girlfriend, well, he has been keeping me up at night with horrible bed creaking from the room next to me. I'm not sure if that's his girlfriend though, as he might be 'pimping.' ---Kami |
| Question: Dear Kami, Why do hot dogs come in packages of 12, but hot dog buns come in packages of 8? --------Cell Answer: Ah...another excellent example of corporate trickery. This trick dates as far back at the Middle Ages, where bakers would cheat customers who ordered a dozen rolls out of the size, by decreasing the size. After a while, people noticed the shrinking size, and came after the bakers, threatening to do really mean and nasty things to them if they didn't stop cheating them. Therefore, the bakers (being the tricky people they are), added an extra roll to the dozen (thus, a bakers dozen being 13). The consumer, of course, being the idiot he is, didn't notice that the rolls were still tiny. All he saw was that there was an...EXTRA ROLL! It was free!. Thus, to tie this all in with the hot dog/bun conspiracy, you're getting less buns, so you'll think you're getting a deal on the hot dogs. Intead of saying, "hey, there aren't enough buns!" they expect you to say, "WHOOHOOO! I got 4 extra hot dogs! Therefore, you go out and by another package of 8 buns to go with the extra 4 hotdogs, and when you have 4 extra buns, you go out and buy another package of 12 hot dogs....this goes on until you even out with hot dogs and buns, and then it starts all over again. "A sucker is born every minute." ~~P.T. Barnam ~~~Kami |
| Question: Hey kami, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? ~*~katerpillar~*~ Answer: *unwraps a tootsie roll pop and licks* One....two....three....four....five....six....seven.... (23 hours later) ....four thousand two hundred and eighty four.....four thousand two hundred and eighty five.....*throws the tootsie pop across the room* For the love of----NO SALIVA! *stomps out of the room in disgust* *Mr. Popo comes in, picks up the lollipop, and walks away, looking around before he shoves it in his mouth* |
| Question: Dear Kami, If Dr. Pepper makes the world taste better, what does the world taste like to begin with??? you should answer that one for me too... i'm gonna b the only one askin questions from here cuz i have too much free time!!! *~*katerpillar*~* Answer: *Looks around a little self-conciously, and then kneels over, and licks the dirt* YUCK!!!...*ahem* *picks up a can of Dr. Pepper, pours in on the dirt, and licks the puddle* Well, Katerpillar, judging from the taste test I just conducted, Dr. Pepper does make the world taste better...although I guess I would have to conduct multiple experiments on different areas of the world for a more accurate conclusion.... By the way, the part of world I just tasted tastes a little like...*scratches his head*...the "dirt" flavor of Bernie Botts Every Flavor Beans. ~~~Kami |
| Question: Dear Kami, after studying some old episodes of Dragonball Z I saw King Yamma threaten to send you to hell when you talked behind his back. You took the threat seriously; but then we learn in the Garlic Jr saga that all deceased Kamis go to that graveyard demension inside your lookout. So then why did Yamma threaten you like that, and why were you worried? ---Cell Answer: Dear Cell, This is indeed a good question. Some possible reasons for this abnormality are: 1) I didn't know about the "Kami graveyard" place, and King Yemma was just screwing with my head. 2) King Yemma can decide to send me anywhere he wants. 3) You're watching a dub, hacked apart and mis-translated by FUNimation. I'm damn lucky that his ass is so big, so there's plenty to kiss...@@ |
| What color does a smurfs face turn when he's choking? ~*~katerpillar~*~ Answer: Dear katerpillar, Hypothetically, since Smurfs have blue skin, and a blush is blood rushing to the surface of the skin, it would be purple. Blue skin + red blood = purple. However, if smurf had red blood, it would be impossible for them to have blue skin. Just like if humans had blue blood, it would be impossible for them to be---wait..forget that. *Sigh* I'm going to have to do this the hard way. *Grabs Smurfette and pulls her skirt down in front of a boy Smurf.* THERE! He turned...green. Smurfs turn green when they blush. I'm here to answer the puzzling questions of the Universe, like why laws of gravity work! *throws the Smurf, mumbling to himself about all the senseless questions.* ~~~Kami |